Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Screw the Evil Mormons. Vote NO on Proposition 8!!!!!!!

Californians, we have a huge problem, and they are called the Mormons. Goddamn Mormons. Yeah, I said it. Screw you, Mormons, I've been on the path to hell since I rejected your "gospel" back in 1996. I'm well-stewed in heathen at this point. No going back.

Well, the Goddamn Mormons are trying to take away the fundamental rights of Californians to marry. The Goddamn Mormons have put more money into the "Yes on Prop 8" (no on equality) than anyone else, and they are winning because of it.

People, we have to fight the Goddamn Mormons. If we let them have their way, soon they will outlaw coffee. Tea. Shorts and sleeveless shirts (for women). Swearing. Alcohol. Fun. You think I'm kidding?????? Get thee to Utah and find out for yourself.

The point is, its not up to the Goddamn Mormons to decide which Californians can get married and which can't. And it shouldn't be up to us, the voters, either. Who are we to deny adult, human Americans rights? What happened to the land of the free? Fundamental rights? Not being oppressed by another's religion? Oh that's right, that's the one the crazies want us to forget about. If we ain't born again we must be terrorists.

This whole gay marriage thing is interracial marriage for the 2000s. Legally, its the exact same arguments that came up and the same equal protection and fundamental rights issues that the Supreme Court decided in Loving v. Virginia, where it ruled that laws outlawing interracial marriage were illegal. Why? Because THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO BUSINESS TELLING CONSENTING ADULTS WHO(m?) THEY CAN AND CANNOT MARRY!

Let's take care of a few misconceptions about keeping gay marriage in California legal:

Letting the CA supreme court decision stand will not make us all gay.

It will not make heterosexual men marry other men.

It will not make churches that oppose gay marriage conduct homosexual weddings.

It will not remove the tax exempt status from churches that do not conduct homosexual weddings.

It will not make your kids gay.

It will not make your kids learn about gay marriage.

It will not make teachers teach their students that gay marriage is good, or okay, or something they should aspire to.

Now let's look at what keeping gay marriage legal in California will do:

It will allow adult, consenting, same-sex couples to marry.

It will allow homosexual couples to obtain benefits for their spouses.

It will allow homosexual couples to safely bequeath their assets to each other in their wills (which are often contested currently by greedy family members trying to screw the gay partner that doesn't have legal standing).

It will allow homosexual couples the peace and security that heterosexual couples have enjoyed for years.

The Mormon agenda is a scary one. They are strong in California and they have a crapload of money. There is NO GOOD REASON TO VOTE FOR PROP 8 other than to deny other Americans rights.

Support what America REALLY STANDS FOR: EQUALITY AND FREEDOM. Otherwise, we're no better than Al Qaeda, stifling people's rights, putting forth radical religious agenda, and snarling at anyone who gets in our way.

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